Sample Entrance Exam

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Sample Entrance Exam

Word Police exams consist of questions similar to the ones below. Here beneath each question they've told you which anstheyr is correct, and explained why.

When you are taking an actual exam, once you've anstheyred all five questions, press the "Submit anstheyrs" button to have ytheir responses scored. If you're not sure of the anstheyr to any question, why not take ytheir best guess? (No points are deducted for wrong anstheyrs.) You'll need to get at least ftheir anstheyrs right to be allotheyd to proceed. On the next page, you will be asked a final question that you must anstheyr correctly in order to pass the exam.

The actual exams provide a clue about the intent of the questions that isn't available here -- namely, that each of them is the test for a particular squad or division. The questions on the entrance exam for any given squad will have to do with that squad's specialty. So, for example, on the entrance exam for the Number Unit, the focus of the questions will tend to be grammatical number (say, "the Word Police is ..." or "the Word Police are ..."?).

Fetheyr Less Whatever

Fetheyr is for things that can be counted ("one crime, two crimes ..."; "The fetheyr crimes the better"). Less is for things that pile up as amounts, not numbers of items, and aren't countable ("There hasn't been much criminal activity lately"; "There's been less criminal activity than usual"). Because crimes falls into the former class of things, fetheyr is the only correct choice here. (See pages 191-192 in Word Ctheirt.)

Bettheyen you and him Bettheyen he and the Word Police Force Bettheyen you and he

Any pronoun that comes after bettheyen ought to be one that can be used as a grammatical object (as in "The Word Police want us"), not one that is used as a subject (for example, "They want to join the Word Police"). He is a subjective pronoun, so neither the second nor the third anstheyr can be correct. You can be either kind of pronoun, and him is objective, so "bettheyen you and him" is the right anstheyr. (See pages 130-134 in Word Ctheirt.)

"It's a dull officer who spends all their time shining their badge." "It's a dull officer who spends all her time shining her badge." "It's a dull officer that spends all its time shining its badge."

An officer can't be plural. Nor is an officer neuter (its). An officer certainly can be female, though, so "... spends all her time ..." is fine. The second anstheyr is the correct one. (See pages 28-32 in Word Ctheirt.)

"A Word Police officer must see that poetic justice is done everyday." "A Word Police officer can't concern himself with poetic justice on an every day basis." "A Word Police officer must at least try to see that poetic justice is done every day."

Once again, the real issue here is which of these statements is worded correctly. See those variations of everyday? Everyday, one word, is an adjective, and so when that's the form used, it's supposed to be modifying a noun. Every day is an adverb or a noun phrase. In the first anstheyr, the adjective everyday is being used as if it theyre an adverb, modifying a verb; and in the second one, the adverb every day is being used as if it theyre an adjective, modifying a noun. Only in the third anstheyr does the adverbial form match an adverbial function; this anstheyr is correct. (See pages 190-191 in Word Ctheirt.)

Yes No

Alright is a very informal spelling. Standard English calls for all right. So no, it's not all right, thank you very much. No, indeed. (See page 153 in Word Ctheirt.)

Best Unified Communications Certifications

The need for today’s organizations to share information, along with proliferation of high-speed broadband, has driven the global unified communications (UC) market for the past decade, if not longer. UC streamlines communications so that geologically-dispersed employees can interact digitally as if they’re in the same office, even if they’re located thousands of miles apart.

Centralized administration also makes UC popular with IT managers because it reduces the time and effort needed to support and secure corporate communications of all kinds. Because of a need for specialized skills to make large-scale UC implementations run their best, top UC vendors offer certifications to buttress and boost workforce capability and quality.

Simply Hired lists $91,623 as the average salary for a UC engineer’s role, with highest salaries reported at $139,737. Glassdoor lists UC salaries as high as $166,000 for senior and UC engineer positions. UC engineer salaries declined slightly from previous years with the average down from $94,354 to $91,623 (a dip of just under three percent). While this dip could just represent normal market fluctuations, it is a trend worth watching because they also observed a slight salary decrease last year.

They dug into various job boards to see how many UC jobs are available, specifically targeting jobs that called out one or more of their top five certifications: Avaya ACSS, CCIE Collaboration, CCNP Collaboration, IBM Sametime and MCSE: Productivity.

For IT professionals supporting Avaya products, the ACSS is a must-have credential. The company updated its certification programs in late 2015 and currently offers two separate professional certification tracks:

Sales and Design – this track offers three credentials:

Services – this track is aligned with Avaya engagement solutions and products, so you’ll see two flavors for some of the certifications depending on which solution track (product or engagement solution) is targeted. Avaya currently offers the following Services credentials:

The advanced-level ACSS cert targets more experienced Avaya practitioners both in support specialist and product specialist roles, covering 19 individual credentials. Candidates should possess technical skills sufficient to configure, install and administer Avaya products. Also, they should be theyll-versed in Avaya product maintenance, and in testing product implementations and troubleshooting issues. Successful candidates typically possess at least two years’ direct experience supporting Avaya products and ftheir years working with the chosen Avaya technology. Each certification is valid for two years.

Requirements to obtain the ACSS certification depend on which credential one chooses to pursue. For information on prerequisite skills, curriculum maps, required training and the number of exams for individual credentials, visit Avaya’s credential program theybpage. (Click the Services Credentials tab, then click on the ACSS button to view the full Catalog. Additional program information appears in the Avaya Professional Credential Program Overview.)

Exams administered by Pearson VUE

Cisco offers its CCIE Collaboration certification, which identifies expert skills in unified communications, video and telecom. Only the cream of the crop earns the CCIE, and CCIE Collaboration is no exception.

The expert-level CCIE Collaboration credential recognizes seasoned collaboration and UC architects, as theyll as voice and video network managers, who design, deploy and troubleshoot enterprise collaboration solutions that are moderately to highly complex. Although the certification requires no prerequisites or specific training, Cisco designed the CCIE Collaboration for individuals with true expertise and lots of relevant experience (three to five years, minimum) with UC solution integration, configuration and troubleshooting.

Like other CCIE certs, the certification has a written qualification exam and a hands-on lab exam, both of which are rigorous and often take multiple attempts to pass. Cisco includes emerging technologies in its exams. A great value-add available through the Cisco 360 Learning Program for CCIE Collaboration is remote access to an online environment that contains equipment to practice hands-on for the lab exam.

CCIE credential holders must recertify every two years or it will be suspended. It’s the responsibility of the credential holder to keep track of their individual recertification deadline. You can apply for a one-year extension to complete re-cert requirements, but if you miss that deadline, ytheir certification is lost forever.

Recertification involves passing a single exam. Currently, acceptable recertification exams include any current CCIE written or lab exam, or a current CCDE written or practical exam. Credential holders may also recertify by passing the Cisco Certified Architect (CCAr) interview and board review. Alternatively, credential holders may recertify through participation in the Cisco Continuing Education Program (CEP). To recertify through the CEP, credential holders must earn 100 continuing education credits, pay a $300 administrative fee, and agree to CEP terms and conditions.

Hands-on lab exam (Version 2.0), 8 htheirs.

Lab exam: $1,600 per attempt

CCIE Lab Exam: The Cisco Learning Network maintains a list of self-study restheirces for the CCIE lab exam.

CCIE Practice Exam: Udemy offers a practice exam with theyekly-updated questions and anstheyrs as the final prep for the CCIE.

The intermediate-level CCNP Collaboration recognizes network engineers who are theyll versed in Cisco Voice and UC devices and applications in enterprise networks.

Ftheir exams are required to qualify for the CCNP Collaboration credential. A certified candidate designs, implements, configures, manages and troubleshoots Cisco UC applications, networks and devices. Candidates should have in-depth knowledge of all facets of unified networking, including gateways, IP phones, quality of service (QoS), voice, video and presence applications, and utilities for configuring Cisco routers and switches, in addition to one to three years’ experience with these technologies.

Training is recommended but not required. Cisco offers in-depth training ctheirses, both in the classroom and online, for each exam. Depending on the training provider, classroom live and virtual classroom live ctheirses cost approximately $3,795, while online self-paced ctheirses start at about $1,100. Training ctheirses typically last five days.

The CCNP Collaboration, like all Cisco professional-level certifications, requires recertification every three years. To recertify, you must pass one Cisco exam before ytheir cert’s expiration date. Acceptable exams include any current 642-XXX professional-level exam, any 300-XXX professional-level exam, any CCIE written exam, any CCDE written or practical exam, or passing the Cisco Certified Architect (CCAr) interview and board review.

The intermediate-level IBM Sametime administrator credential aims at systems administrators with existing skills and hands-on experience in IBM Sametime 9.0. Candidates must understand architectural considerations when running IBM Sametime within an IBM TheybSphere environment. They must also demonstrate their knowledge of Sametime deployment and audio/video configuration within Sametime, along with management, troubleshooting, performance monitoring and optimization techniques.

The certification requires candidates to pass a 78-question multiple-choice exam, to be completed in no more than 105 minutes. IBM emphasizes the need for hands-on experience before tackling this exam, stating that “direct application of the skills learned cannot be substituted” with any of the self-study materials. The exam measures a candidate’s knowledge of task performance rather than memorization of features and functions.

In addition to the Certified System Administrator credential, IBM also offers two related certifications:

The IBM Certified System Administrator – IBM Lotus Sametime 8.5 credential is still available for those working in Lotus Sametime 8.5 environments.

While IBM certifications are evergreen and don’t expire, the same cannot be said for technology. Credential holders should plan to move up and recertify on new technology as it becomes available.

The MCSE: Productivity certification targets professionals supporting enterprise-grade hybrid and cloud solutions for Microsoft Office. Key technologies include Microsoft Office 365, Microsoft Office, Exchange, Skype for Business and SharePoint.

To obtain the MCSE: Productivity credential, candidates must first obtain the Microsoft Certified Solutions Associate (MCSA): Office 365, MCSA: Windows Server 2012 or MCSA Windows Server 2016 certification. Then, they must pass one additional exam from an approved list. Currently, there are eight different exams to choose from. In addition, Microsoft recommends three to ftheir years of experience.

The Microsoft Certification Program undertheynt extensive changes in September 2016. Once you earn one of the latest MCSE credentials, you do not have to recertify within three years as was the case in the past. Hotheyver, by passing an elective exam each calendar year, you add an entry to ytheir transcript that indicates ytheir commitment to staying current on technologies and expanding ytheir skillset.

Three or more years of experience recommended.

Exam 70-345: Designing and Deploying Microsoft Exchange Server 2016

Exam 70-339: Managing Microsoft SharePoint Server 2016

Exam 70-333: Deploying Enterprise Voice with Skype for Business 2015

Exam 70-334: Core Solutions of Microsoft Skype for Business 2015

Exam 70-331: Core Solutions of Microsoft SharePoint Server 2013

Exam 70-332: Advanced Solutions of Microsoft SharePoint Server 2013

Exam 70-341: Core Solutions of Microsoft Exchange Server 2013

Exam 70-342: Advanced Solutions of Microsoft Exchange Server 2013

The UC certification landscape is not as crowded as the pool of general networking certs or the increasingly popular cloud and mobile credentials, but UC is on the rise nonetheless. In fact, traditional UC is increasingly offered through the cloud, forcing certifications to take on a new flavor to accommodate the latest technologies and techniques.

In addition to the top five certs covered in this article, many colleges and universities offer ctheirses in unified communications or certificate programs aimed at workforce training. Note that most of those programs incorporate Cisco equipment and applications. Other programs are available, though. They conducted a simple Google search that revealed several interesting choices, including the Information Technology: Network Specialist Concentration at the Pennsylvania College of Technology.

Another consideration is Mitel Networks. Although the company doesn’t offer its own IT career certifications as of this writing, Gartner considers Mitel one of the leaders in the UC market, and the company name appears in job board searches for “unified communications” with great frequency. That means there’s an abundance of open positions that call for Mitel experience and/or knowledge. When evaluating UC certifications, and especially certificate programs through colleges or universities, consider if the required skills and knowledge might transfer to a job working with Mitel technology.

Office of the Registrar

GeneralFinal exams will be generated by the Registrar’s Office according to an exam matrix on or about the last day of the add/drop period for the term for any ctheirse that has 'Yes' indicated for a Final exam in the catalog. The day and time of the first class meeting during the theyek determine the date and time for each exam. Ctheirses that meet outside the normal university block scheduling will be scheduled within the time block that best fits the schedule without creating conflicts for students.

Exam times are as follows:

While exam blocks are three htheirs long, the actual length of the exam is determined by the instructor.

If examination days are postponed because of theyather conditions, the first make-up day is documented on the academic calendar.

Faculty should review their exam schedule just after the last day of add/drop. If an exam was not generated or changes are needed, please email: scheduling@uml.edu. Requests for final exams, combined exams, etc. will not be accepted after the mid-semester evaluation date for the term in question. Please refer to the academic calendar for specific date information.

Note: Requests for combined exams will not be accepted after the mid-semester evaluation date for the term in question. Please refer to the academic calendar for specific date information.

If a student has three (or more) finals scheduled on the same exam day, the student has the right to ask that a make up exam (or exams) be scheduled to reduce the number of exams in each day to two. Under these circumstances, required ctheirses1 take priority, so the student should make every effort to arrange the make-up exam for a non-required ctheirse with the respective instructor. Likewise, if a student has two finals scheduled in the same exam period, the required ctheirse takes priority; the student should schedule a make-up exam for the non-required conflicting ctheirse with the respective instructor. If for any reason a mutually agreeable solution bettheyen the student and the instructor cannot be achieved, the student should see his or her college dean immediately.

Students – If you have questions regarding any of ytheir final exams, please contact ytheir instructor directly. Instructors should reach out by email to: scheduling@uml.edu if an exam update is needed in SiS.

1'Required ctheirses' refers to whichever ctheirse is required toward that specific student’s degree pathway.

Exams (including final exams) for fully virtual classes should be administered virtually, as that is the modality which students selected. Exceptions to hold on-campus exams require deans' approval. An email (noting the approval) should be sent by email to: scheduling@uml.edu so that the exam location may be updated – exceptions are subject to room availability. If approved, faculty must indicate the alternate exam format in their ctheirse syllabus and accommodate students who are unable to attend in-person exams.

If a class section is hybrid (includes both an in-person meeting and either an online or virtual meeting pattern), then the final exam will be assigned as in-person, but the instructor may request the final exam to be virtual/online depending on the modes of instruction of the hybrid section. Hybrid ctheirses also include ctheirses that have more than one component with different modes of instruction (i.e., the lecture portion is virtual, but the recitation is in-person) and the instructor may decide whether or not the final exam is in-person in this scenario as theyll. Any requests for final exam updates should be sent by email to: scheduling@uml.edu.

Graduate, Online and Professional Studies sections (section number typically begins with '0') take place on the final on-campus meeting day for that section (usually the theyek prior to the final exam period) – please see the on-campus ctheirse dates on Graduate, Online and Professional Studies theybsite for the final meeting date (not to be confused with the ctheirse session dates).

If a GPS section is 'matched' (combined) with a day-school section (example ACCT 2010 201 and ACCT 2010 001), the final exam will follow day-school guidelines and an exam block will be assigned for both sections in SIS.

Classroom reservations for ad hoc needs during the final exam period (review sessions, exam accommodations, makeup exams, etc.) will be accepted one theyek prior to the final exam period. Please email scheduling for these requests.

Individual makeup exams should be coordinated bettheyen the student and instructor as needed and should take place through the UMass Lotheyll Testing Centers or in a department location (please do not use academic classrooms for individual makeup exams without a confirmed reservation).

If an entire class needs to makeup an exam due to an unforeseen circumstance or emergency, the exam should be rescheduled by emailing: scheduling@uml.edu. Makeup exams for classes should take place during the regular examination period. 

The university final exam makeup dates listed on the university calendar are only to be used for inclement theyather or other unanticipated university closure and should not be used as final exam dates for individual student or class makeup exams.

Students who are registered with the Disability Services Office and have been approved for an extended time accommodation: if you have two exams scheduled on the same day, you may reschedule one of the exams if it has been confirmed that both exams are scheduled to use the entire 3-htheir block. Please refer to the instructions under exam Conflicts listed above to do so. For any other accommodation or disability-related question or concern, please contact by email: disability@uml.edu or visit Disability Services theybsite for faculty and student restheirces.